Menu
Search
Search

Latest stories

  • Today Is My Birthday

    A woman is in the bar of a cruise ship and she asks the bartender for a scotch and two drops of water. As the bartender gives her the drink, she says, “It’s my birthday today, and I’m on the cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday.” The bartender says, “Well, since it’s your birthday I’ll […] More

  • Blonde and computers

    Yesterday I came back to my office from Court. There was a new secretary (a very attractive blonde, of course?) in the office down the hall from me. She flagged me down and asked for help. “My floppy drive won’t work, can you help me ?” she asked. I told her I’d take a look […] More

  • Who is in charge?

    Bill and Hilary were driving through Little Rock, and when they passed by a gas station a big man yelled ‘Hi Hilary’ and Hilary said ‘Hi Bubba’. Bill asked ‘who was that?’ And Hilary told him it was a old high school boyfriend. Bill said, ‘See if you married him you would be married to […] More

  • Good Impression

    An older man, not in the best physical condition, asked the trainer in the gym, “I want to impress that beautiful girl. Which machine should I use?” The trainer replied… “Use the ATM machine outside the gym!” More

  • Republican or Democrat?

    A woman in a hot air balloon realized she was lost. She lowered her altitude and spotted a man in a boat below. She shouted to him, “Excuse me, can you help me? I promised a friend I would meet him an hour ago, but I don’t know where I am.” The man consulted his […] More

Load More
Congratulations. You've reached the end of the internet.

Back to Top
Close
close