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  • Drinking buddies

    Two men are sitting next to each other in an Irish-style pub in New York City and both order pints of Guinness. One of them turns to the other and asks, “So where are you from?” “I’m from Ireland.” “Me too! I’ll drink to that.” They both finish their pints and order two more. “Where […] More

  • Pet Store

    A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, “Hey lady, you are really ugly.” Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store to her work. On the way home she saw the same […] More

  • Squirrels are Nuts!

    A pedestrian stepped off the curb to cross the street and a car suddenly came screaming around the corner and headed straight for him. He started to run, trying to get out of the way but the car changed lanes and was still coming at him. He turned around to go back to the curb […] More

  • Iron phone

    A blonde with two burnt ears went to the doctor and told him, “The phone rang, and I accidentally picked up the iron.” The doctor asked her, “What about the other ear?” She replied, “They called back.” More

  • Two blondes

    Two blondes fell down a hole. One said, “It’s dark in here isn’t it?” The other replied, “I don’t know; I can’t see.” More

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