The Practicing Doctor
My doctor says she’s been practicing medicine for ten years… I asked her to call me when she’s done practicing and gets serious. More
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Confessions
Four older ladies are sitting around playing bridge. The first lady says, “You know girls, I have known you all a long time and there is something I must get off my chest. I am a kleptomaniac. But, don’t worry, I have never stolen from you and I never will; we have been friends for […] More
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The first one
The farmer’s daughter was about to go to bed with her blind date when she burst into tears. “I’m afraid you’ll get the wrong idea about me,” she said between sobs. “I’m really not that kind of girl!” “I believe ya,” her date said, as he tried to comfort her. “You’re the first one,” she […] More
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$2 model
A man realized he needed to purchase a hearing aid, but didn’t want to spend a lot of money. “How much do they cost?” he asked the salesman. “Anything from $2 to $2,000.” “Can I see the $2 model?” said the customer. The salesman put the device around the man’s neck, and said: “You just […] More
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Old Aunt Dora
Old Aunt Dora went to her doctor to see what could be done about her constipation. “It’s terrible,” she said, “I haven’t moved my bowels in a week.” “I see. Have you done anything about it?” asked the doctor. “Naturally,” she replied, “I sit in the bathroom for a half-hour in the morning and again […] More
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