Are you crazy?
A waiter brings the customer the steak he ordered with his thumb over the meat. “Are you crazy?” yelled the customer, “Sticking your thumb in my steak?!” “What?” answers the waiter, “You want it to fall on the floor again?” More
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Keep an eye on
A man has to leave the country on business and he entrusts with his best friend the job of keeping an eye on his wife. If anything out of the ordinary should occur, he was to be notified immediately. After about a week of no news the business man received a telegram: “The man who […] More
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Who is more satisfied?
Q. Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children? A. The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more. More
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Complete and finished
There is a subtle but important difference between the words “complete” and “finished.” When you marry the right one, you are complete. When you marry the wrong one, you are finished. And if the right one catches you with the wrong one, you are completely finished. More
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My mum told me..
One day there were two boys playing by a stream. One boy went over to the bush to check out some noises. He pointed out a woman bathing naked in the steam. So, both boys decided to stay and watch her. All of a sudden the second boy took off running. The first boy couldn’t […] More
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If only..
A man is driving up a steep, narrow mountain road. A woman is driving down the same road. As they pass each other, the woman leans out of the window and yells, “PIG!” The man immediately leans out of his window and replies, “B****!” They each continue on their way, and as the man rounds […] More
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