Seven flies
Teacher: If there are seven flies and I hit one with a ruler, how many are left? Little Johnny: Just the squashed one. More
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Have a dream!
-Do you have a dream? -Yes I do. I’d like to quit drinking. -Well, do so. -Suppose I do, then what? How can one live without a dream? More
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Confidence
A burglar, needing money to pay his income taxes, decided to rob the safe in a store. On the safe door he was very pleased to find a note reading: “Please don’t use dynamite. The safe is not locked. Just turn the knob.” He did so. Instantly a heavy sandbag fell on him, the entire […] More
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Waiting…
Jim was startled to see the nonchalant way Jon was taking the fact that his lady love was seen with another man. “You said you love her and yet you saw her with another man and you didn’t knock the guy down?” “I’m waiting,” Jon said. “Waiting for what?” asked Jim. “Waiting to catch her […] More
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The Statue
A woman was in bed with her lover when she heard her husband opening the front door. “Hurry!” she said. “Stand in the corner.” She quickly rubbed baby oil all over him and then she dusted him with talcum powder. “Don’t move until I tell you to,” she whispered. “Just pretend you’re a statue.” “What’s […] More
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