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  • Haircut

    A woman took her dog to the parlor for a haircut and asked what it would cost. Being told that it would be fifty dollars, she was outraged. “I only pay thirty for my own haircut,” she said. The groomer said, “That may be true, but then you don’t bite!” More

  • Coincidence

    The teacher asked, “Give me an example of Coincidence?” Student replied, “My mom and dad got married on the same date.” More

  • Unusually deep

    A woman goes to the gynecologist for an exam. She puts her feet into the stirrups and the doctor begins his exam. After a moment, he says, “You have an unusually deep vaġina.” The woman replies, “You don’t have to say it twice.” The doctor says, “I didn’t.” More

  • Keep your ears from popping..

    McNally was taking his first plane ride, flying over the Rocky Mountains. The stewardess handed him a piece of chewing gum. “It’s to keep your ears from popping at high altitudes,” she explains. When the plane landed McNally rushed up to her. “Miss,” he said, “I’m meeting me wife right away. How do I get […] More

  • How old?

    Having lost weight over the past few years, a lady was discarding things from her wardrobe that no longer fit. Her seven-year-old niece was watching as she held up a huge pair of slacks. “Wow,” the lady said, “I must have worn these when I was 183.” Her niece looked puzzled, then asked, “How old […] More

  • What?!?

    A plumber was called to woman’s apartment in New York to repair a leaking pipe. When he arrived, he was pleased to discover that the woman was quite beautiful and during the course of the afternoon the two became extremely friendly. About 5:30 p.m. the phone rang, disturbing the bedroom shenanigans. “That was my husband,” […] More

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