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Unable to serve
A man walked into a restaurant and saw a sign that read, “We’ll give you $300 if we’re unable to serve you any entree you order.” He sat down and told the waitress he wanted elephant liver on rye. The waitress took the order and left. All of a sudden, the man heard terrible noises […] More
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I Can Guess How Many
Once upon a time there was a shepherd looking after his sheep on the side of a deserted road. Suddenly a brand new Porsche screeches to a halt. The driver, a man dressed in an Armani suit, Cerutti shoes, Ray-Ban sunglasses, TAG-Heuer wrist watch, and a Pierre Cardin tie gets out and asks the shepherd, […] More
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Condo of their dreams
The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right next door to a very sexy fashion model. The husband had taken to borrowing this or that from their neighbor and it seemed to the wife that it always took him way too long to return. One time the wife had […] More
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Sharing the work
Bambi, the blonde secretary, was out with an appendicitis. Her co-worker came to visit her in the hospital, and after a short while, the conversation turned to work. “How are things at the office going?” Bambi asked. “Well, they’re all sharing your work. Julie is making the coffee, Brooke is reading all your magazines, and […] More