“How much for that oil painting?” asked a dealer. “Two hundred and fifty dollars,” replied the artist. Dealer replies, “I will give you twenty.” Artist snapped back, “I should have to be starving to take that!” “Ok then, I will wait,” said the dealer. More

A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn’t like it and moves on but the husband keeps looking. The wife asks, “What are you waiting for?” The husband replies, “Autumn.” More

A new receptionist started work in a psychiatrist’s office, but at the end of her first day he felt he had to have a quietword with her. “Your general approach is fine,” he said, “but try saying ‘We’re very busy’ rather than ‘It’s a madhouse.’” More