3 meals a day
Doctor to a woman: “You look exhausted, have you been taking 3 meals a day like I told you?” Woman replies: “Oh, my… I thought you said 3 males a day.” More
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Talking clock
A man moves into a new flat and invites a few of his friends around for a housewarming drink. He’s got lots of lovely furniture but then one of his friends sees an old hammer hanging on the wall and says, “What’s that dirty old hammer doing there?” The man replies: “Oh, that’s not a […] More
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Guaranteed to Work New Diet
Want a diet that is guaranteed to work? Make a sandwich with spinach, kumquat and catfish. Drench it in jalapeño sauce and yogurt. One look at it and you’re not hungry for hours! More
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Doctor Knows Best
Patient: I have a problem doctor. I feel depressed and unhappy. Doctor: You should cut down on your drinking. Patient: I don’t drink and have never touched a drop in my life. Doctor: You should cut down on your smoking. Patient: I don’t smoke either doctor. Doctor: You should cut down on womanizing. Patient: Good […] More
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A stage whisper
A musical director was having a lot of trouble with one drummer. He talked and talked and talked with the drummer, but his performance simply didn’t improve. Finally, before the whole orchestra, he said, “When a musician just can’t handle his instrument and doesn’t improve when given help, they take away the instrument, and give […] More
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