Jokes of the day

How much did you make, sweetie?

A wife and husband are having money issues. One day they decide to have the wife work the corner. Later that night the husband goes to pick the wife up. He asks, “How much did you make, sweetie?” She answers, “I made $200.50.” The husband says, “What asshole gave you 50 cents?” She replies, “All […] More

Which one?

A man comes running to the doctor shouting and screaming in pain, “Please doctor, you’ve got to help me. I’ve been stung by a bee.” Doctor: “Don’t worry, I’ll put some cream on it.” Man: “You will never find that bee. It must be miles away by now.” Doctor: “No, you don’t understand! I’ll put […] More

14 Year Courtship

A man is madly in love with a princess and wants to propose, but an evil witch has cast a spell on him and now he can say only one word a year. So he waits 14 agonizing years—accumulating all his words—before approaching his beloved. Finally, the big day arrives. When he sees her, his […] More

Just a visit

It doesn’t hurt to take a hard look at yourself from time to time, and this should help get you started. During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the director what the criterion was that defined whether or not a patient should be institutionalized. “Well,” said the Director, “we fill up a […] More

Tell Me Stories

Tom to his mom: “Mom, please tell me a story?” Mom: “Sorry, honey, I don’t have any new stories to tell. But you should ask your dad why he was late coming home today. He will then tell you some amazing stories.” More

How Can I Put This Nicely?

Fred: “Do you think I have any brains at all?” John: “Well, how can I put this nicely, I can describe it best like this… If they were to take your brain, roll it into a little ball and roll it down the edge of a razor blade, it would look like a BB rolling […] More

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