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  • Gallery Sale

    An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in her paintings that were on display. “Well, I have good news and bad news,” the owner responded. “The good news is that a gentleman noticed your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. I told him it […] More

  • In the mirror

    Joshina asks her husband Derek for money, so she can go and buy groceries from the local store. She asks for 50 dollars but Derek tells her, “You out of your mind?”. He then pulls her to the mirror, and says, “I’ll show you something. This 50-dollar bill is mine and the one you see […] More

  • Delirious

    Where am I? How did I get here? Why does my head hurt? You’re in a hospital, sir. I’m with the police. We weren’t sure you were going to wake up. You had a golf club wrapped around your neck. Just tell us everything you remember. Well, I was teaching my wife golf. Of course, […] More

  • Wet Smokers

    Two old ladies were outside their nursing home having a smoke, when it started to rain. One of the ladies pulled out a condom, cut off the end, put it over her cigarette, and continued smoking. Lady 1: What’s that? Lady 2: A condom. Lady 1: Where’d you get it? Lady 2: You can get […] More

  • Hair Spray

    A little boy and his grandfather are raking leaves in the yard. The little boy finds an earthworm trying to get back into its hole. He says, “Grandpa, I bet I can put that worm back in that hole.” The grandfather replies, “I’ll bet you five dollars you can’t. It’s too wiggly and limp to […] More

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