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  • A Little Girl Wants To Go

    A little nine-year-old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. “Mommy,” she said, “Can we leave now?” “No” her mother replied. “Well, I think I have to throw up!” “Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush.” In […] More

  • Poison

    A man goes to see the Rabbi. “Rabbi, something terrible is happening and I have to talk to you about it.” The Rabbi asked, “What’s wrong?” The man replied, “My wife is poisoning me.” The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, “How can that be?” The man then pleads, “I’m telling you, I’m certain she’s […] More

  • Vampires…

    Three vampires walk into a bar. The first one says, “I’ll have a pint of blood.” The second one says, “I’ll have one, too.” The third one says, “I’ll have a pint of plasma.” The bartender says, “So, that’ll be two Bloods and a Blood Lite?” More

  • National Love Making

    A Frenchman, an Italian and an Canadian were discussing love-making. “Last night I made love to my wife three times” boasted the Frenchman. “She was in sheer ectasy this morning…” “Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,” the Italian responded, “and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and told […] More

  • The sign

    Teacher: Why are you late? Student: Because, of the sign! Teacher: What sign? Student: The one that says, “School Ahead, Go Slow.” More

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