A guy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking spot. Looking up to heaven, he said:
“Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give up me whiskey!”
Miraculously, a parking spot suddenly appeared.
The guy looked up again and said: “Never mind, I found one.”