Political speech

Politician was a guest speaker at the golf club dinner. As the politician stood up to speak, a few of the men saw it as an opportunity to sneak off to the bar. An hour later, with the politician still talking, another man joined them.
“Is he still talking?” they asked him.
“Yes.” another man answered.
“What on Earth is he talking about?”
“I don’t know. He’s still introducing himself.”

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