Pushing The Wrong Way…

Two boys were struggling with a huge table in a doorway. They pushed and pulled and upped it and downed it until both were exhausted.
Between gasps for air, one managed to say, “We better give up… because we’ll never get this table into the house.”
“Into the house?” screamed the other. “I thought we were moving it out of the house!”

A bar owner locked up his plac

Scared Swimmer!