John and his wife Mary go away to Russia for Christmas and meet up with a local lad named Rudolf.
One day they are sitting outside a cafe and John says “how lovely, it’s starting to snow”
Rudolf corrects him and says “no John that’s rain”.
John insists it’s starting to snow and Rudolf insists it’s rain.
Mary turns to John and backs Rudolf up by saying…..
“Rudolf the red knows rain dear”

You can’t complain

Santa Claus