Sharing the Loot!

Two little boys stole a big bag of oranges from a neighbour and decided to go to a calm place to share the lot equally. One of them suggested the nearby cemetery.

As they were jumping the big gate to enter the cemetery, two oranges fell out of the big bag but they didn’t bother to pick them since they had enough in the bag.

A few minutes later, a drunkard on his way from a bar, passed near the cemetery gate and heard a voice saying, “One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you…”

He immediately sobered up and ran as fast as he could to a church nearby, for the priest, “Father, please come with me. Come and witness God & Satan sharing corpses at the cemetery.”

They both ran back to the cemetery gate and the voices continued, “One for me, one for you, one for me, one for you…”

Suddenly, the voice stopped counting & said, “What about the two at the gate?”

The priest almost ran past the church gate…shouting, “We are not dead yet oooohh!!!”

My poor car

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