So how’s it..

Pinocchio and his girlfriend were having problems. Every time they would do it, she would complain about splinters, so Pinocchio went to Geppetto about the problem.
Geppetto told Pinocchio to go to the hardware store and buy some sandpaper to sand off the splinters before he had se x with his girlfriend.
A week later, Geppetto asked Pinocchio, “So how’s it going with your girlfriend?”
Pinocchio said, “Who needs a girlfriend?”

Please give me

A Mental Hospital