Adam was all alone in the Garden of Eden and as he was wandering about he came across two rabbits, one humping the other.
“What are those two rabbits doing?” he asked the Lord.
And the Lord replied, “They are making love.”
A little later he came across two doves, one mounted on the other.
“Lord, what are those two birds doing?” asked Adam.
“They are making love” came the reply.
Adam thought for a moment and then said, “Why am I all alone?
Why don’t I have someone to love?”
“OK, Adam, when you wake up in the morning, you won’t be alone any longer.”
So the next day when Adam awoke, Eve was lying next to him.
He immediately jumped on top of her but a moment later he asked, “Lord, what’s a headache?”