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  • A Birthday Wish

    Little Sonia was shouting her prayers. “Please God send me a new doll for my birthday.” Her mother, overhearing this, said, “Don’t shout dear, God isn’t deaf.” “No, but Grandad is, and he’s in the next room,” Sonia replied. More

  • Never Forget Her Birthday

    Over breakfast one morning, a woman said to her husband, “I bet you don’t know what day this is.” “Of course I do,” he irritatingly answered, going out the door to the office. At 11 AM, the doorbell rang, and when the woman opened the door, she was handed a bouquet of red roses. At […] More

  • Birthday

    A middle-aged guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, “So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?” She says, “Bernie, I want a divorce.” “My goodness,” he says, “I wasn’t planning on spending that much.” More

  • In Your Dreams

    On the morning of her birthday, a woman told her husband, “I just dreamed that you gave me 
a diamond necklace. What do you think it means?” “Maybe you’ll find out tonight,” he said. That evening, the man came home with a small package and gave it to his wife. She ripped off the wrapping […] More