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  • Founded lamp

    A blonde, a redhead, and a brunette were all lost in the desert. They found a lamp and rubbed it. A genie popped out and granted them each one wish. The redhead wished to be back home. Poof! She was back home. The brunette wished to be at home with her family. Poof! She was […] More

  • The Blinker

    Two blondes were driving down the road. The blonde driving looks at her friend in the passenger seat and asks her to see if her blinker is working. So the blonde looks out the window and says, ”Yes. No. Yes. No.” More

  • What are you doing this evening?

    Rebecca, the curvy blonde secretary, came out from the cabin of her boss. She was shaking with anger, so a colleague asked her what was wrong. Rebecca said,”The Boss asked me what was I doing this evening.” The colleague asked, “So what did you say?” Rebecca answered, “I said I was doing nothing. He gave […] More

  • TGIF

    A businessman got into an elevator. When he entered, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, ‘T-G-I-F’ He smiled at her and replied, ‘S-H-I-T’ She looked at him puzzled and said, ‘T-G-I-F’ again. He acknowledged her remark again by answering, ‘S-H-I-T.’ The blonde was trying to be friendly, so she […] More

  • A Blonde’s dream

    A blonde keeps having the same weird dream, so she goes to her doctor. Doctor, “What is your dream about?” Blonde, “I am being chased by a vampire…” Doctor, “So, where are you in this dream?” Blonde, “I am running in a hallway.” Doctor, “Then what happens?” Blonde, “Well, that’s the weird thing. In every […] More

  • The Mail

    There was this guy that lived acrossed from a blonde. He was outside mowing,and here comes the blonde. She goes to her mailbox, opens it, looks inside it, and slams it. In about ten minutes, here she comes again, opens her mailbox, looks in it and slams it shut looking upset. In about 15 more […] More

  • Blonde Mother

    There are three moms. . A Brunette, a Redhead, and a Blonde. They were all talking one day and the brunette says “Oh my gosh y’all I went through my daughter’s purse the other day to get some gum, and I found an ounce of weed. I cannot believe she smokes weed” They comfort her, […] More

  • Blonde Secretary

    “Did you hear what happened?” Jim asked when he saw me walking down the hallway at work. “Hear what” I asked, my curiosity peaked. “The regional vice president died this morning!” “What?!” I asked, totally stunned. “What happened?” “He was working through lunch when he had a heart attack” Jim began explaining. “Everyone was gone […] More

  • The circle

    One day, while a blonde was out driving her car, she ran into a truck. The truck‚Äôs driver made her pull over into a parking lot and get out of the car. He took a piece of chalk and drew a circle on the pavement. He told her to stand in the middle and not […] More

  • Comfortable

    A blonde and a brunette decide to start a farm together. They add up their life savings into a total of $200.00.Then, the blonde decided to purchase a bull with it. The brunette agrees, and so the brunette leaves to go find the perfect bull. When she does she is to telegram the blonde and […] More

  • (R)ear drops!

    A Blonde brought her baby in to see the doctor, and right away he determined that baby had an ear ache. Doctor wrote a prescription for ear drops. In the directions he wrote, “Put two drops in right ear every four hours” and he abbreviated “right” as an R with a circle around it. Several […] More

  • Applause !

    There were 11 people hanging onto a rope that came down from a plane. Ten were blonde, and one was a brunette. They all decided that one person should get off because if they didn`t then the rope would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally the brunette […] More

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