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  • Black Eyes

    A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, “I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched […] More

  • Rules For Work +

    1. Never give me work in the morning. Always wait until 4:00 and then bring it to me. The challenge of a deadline is refreshing. 2. If it’s really a rush job, run in and interrupt me every 10 minutes to inquire how it’s going. That helps. Or even better, hover behind me, advising me […] More

  • Do the same thing

    A boss called one of his workers into the office. “Now listen, Simms, you’re going to have to pull your socks up or I’ll have to sack you. For the past few weeks you’ve been constantly late, you’ve made silly mistakes and you’ve not been civil to your fellow workers. What do you have to say for yourself?” “I’m […] More

  • I’m The Boss!

    The boss was complaining in a staff meeting the other day that he wasn’t getting any respect. The next day, he brought a small sign that Read: “I’m the Boss !” He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note […] More

  • Pretty sick

    A man rings up his boss to tell him he won’t be in to work. “I’m sorry, I’m sick,” he tells him. “Sick again?” says the boss angrily “This seems to be happening a lot. How sick are you?” “Pretty sick” replies the man. “I’m in bed with my sister.” More