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  • Big Nuts

    A teacher puts a photograph of a tomcat on the blackboard and proceeds to ask the class if they can tell her how the tail is attached to the cat. Little Mary has the first attempt and answers, “By fur Miss?” The teacher replies, “Not quite right Mary, but a good try.” Meanwhile all during […] More

  • The Barber’s Wife

    This guys sticks his head into a barbershop and asks “How long before I can get a haircut?”. The barber looks around the shop and says “About 2 hours”. The guy leaves. A few days later the same guy sticks his head in the door and asks “How long before I can get a haircut?”. […] More

  • Waaay too drunk…

    A pub’s closing and a totally plastered customer struggles to get to the door, then to walk home, despite only living a few hundred yards from there. He literally crawls on the pavement all the way back home, drags himself up the stairs and eventually reaches his bed after two hours. He wakes up the […] More

  • Idea

    Girl: If we get married, you must stop smoking. Boy: Ok. Girl: Drinking too. Boy: Ok. Girl: Going to night clubs too. Boy: Ok. Girl: and watching soccer with your boys too. Boy: Ok. Girl: What else can you leave? Boy: The idea of marrying you. More

  • Little Johnny revenge

    While playing in the backyard, Little Johnny┬ákills a honeybee. His father sees him killing the honeybee and angrily says, “No honey for you for one month!” Later that afternoon, Johnny’s dad catches him tearing the wings off a butterfly. “That’s it! No butter for you for one month!” says his dad. Later that evening as […] More

  • Grandpa and Granddaughter

    Granddaughter is sitting on Grandpa’s lap as he reads the paper not paying any attention to her. So she starts studying the wrinkles on his old face. She gets up the nerve and rubs her fingers over the wrinkles and then over her own face and looks more puzzled. She finally asks, “Grandpa, did God […] More

  • Bad Boomerang

    Q: What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A: A stick. More

  • Secret of Long Life!

    The little boy was sitting on a park bench munching on one chocolate bar after another. After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, “Son, you know eating all those chocolates isn’t good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, make you fat.” The boy replied, “My […] More

  • Bellboy

    Once there was a church that had a bell that no one could ring. One day, a boy came and asked the priest if he could try. So the boy went up into the tower and ran straight into the bell, face-first. The bell tolled loud and clear. The shocked priest gave him the job. […] More