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  • Use it

    A married couple is travelling by car from Victoria to Prince George. Being seniors, after almost eleven hours on the road, they were too tired to continue and decided to take a room. But, they only planned to sleep for four hours and then get back on the road. When they checked out four hours […] More

  • Free Whiskey

    A soldier, who was habitually drunk, publicly announced to all the men in his company and surrounding companies that he was swearing off drinking and that all the other soldiers should give up this foul habit also. The other soldiers would tease him to fall off the wagon by giving him whiskey and get him […] More

  • Five facts about you

    Five facts about you you you you you you you you you you you you you!!! 1. You’re so lazy You didn’t read all the You’s. 2. You didn’t notice I put a Yoo. 3. You are now looking to find out. 4. You are laughing because you realize there is no ‘Yoo’ and you’ve […] More

  • Bird brained

    Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop. Right away they go to the bird section and Sean says to Paddy; “Dat”s Dem”. The shopkeeper comes over and asks if he can help. “Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere budgies in dat cage op dere”, says Mick, “Put dem in a pepper bag” The shopkeeper […] More