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I know
A woman and a baby were in the doctor’s examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in. The doctor arrived, examined the baby, checked his weight and found it somewhat below normal. The doctor asked if the baby was breast fed or bottle fed. “Breast fed,” the woman replied. “Well, strip down to your […] More
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Doctor, are you sure?
“Doctor, are you sure I’m suffering from pneumonia? I’ve heared once about a doctor treating someone with pneumonia and finally he died of typhus.” “Dont worry, it wont happen to me. If I treat someone with pneumonia he will die of pneumonia.” More
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Ear Ache
A blonde brought her baby to a doctor. After examining, the doctor right away determined that the baby had an earache. He wrote a prescription for eardrops. In the directions he wrote, “Put two drops in right ear every four hours” and he abbreviated “right” as an R with a circle around it. Several days […] More
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3rd patient
One morning at a doctor ‘s clinic a well built man arrives complaining of severe back pain, the doctor examines him and asks OK what happened to your back? The patient replies “you know that I … work as a bouncer for a local night club? This morning I got home to my apartment early and heard a noise in […] More
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Call Me A Doctor
A young man was standing in the middle of a street and shouting. Young man: Call me a doctor. Call me a doctor. Passer-by(anxiously): What’s the matter with you? Are you feeling sick? Young man(haapily): No, I just graduated from medical college. More
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Miracle Doctor
A new miracle doctor was in town. He could cure anything and anybody, and everyone was amazed with what he can do. Everyone except for Mr. Smith, the town grouch. So Mr. Smith went to this ‘miracle doctor’ to prove that he wasn’t anybody special. “Hey, doc, I have lost my sense of taste. I […] More
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Full Bed Bath
The nursing student, on her first rotation in the ICU, had to give a patient a full bed bath. She had never given one before and was terribly nervous about it. To make matters worse, the patient was a gentleman in his late sixties who had been admitted after a heart attack. As se nervously […] More
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Lifetime Medication
John came home from the doctor looking very worried. His wife said, “What’s the problem?” He said, “The doctor told me I have to take a pill every day for the rest of my life.” She said, “So what? Lots of people have to take a pill every day their whole lives.” “Yes, I know,” […] More