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  • 4 Doctors

    Four surgeons were taking a coffee break and were discussing their work. The first said, “I think accountants are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is numbered.” The second said, “I think librarians are the easiest to operate on. You open them up and everything inside is in alphabetical […] More

  • Right Diagnosis

    Alarmed by the prolonged discussions of his case by a group of doctors by his bedside, a patient said, “There must be something terribly wrong with me.” “Why do you say that?” asked the doctor. “All the other doctors seem to disagree with your diagnosis.” “Don’t you worry.” consoled the doctor. “In a similar case […] More

  • Paranormal Phenomena

    A peculiarly scary thing was happening in a hospital’s ICU. Every Sunday, with unfailing regularity, patients on bed number 5 died at 11 AM. This puzzled the doctors and some even thought that it had something to do with the supernatural. To investigate the cause of such bizarre incidents, the doctors and nurses decide to […] More

  • First Proctology Exam

    A Guy goes into a proctologist’s office for his first exam. The doctor told him to have a seat. In the examination room and that he would be with him in just a few minutes. When the man sat down and began observing the tools he noticed there were three items on a stand next […] More