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  • On your back

    An Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, “What would you like?” said the prison guard to the Englishman just before lashing him. The English man, being a bit […] More

  • A Night Out!

    An Irishman’s been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober […] More

  • Drunk Superman

    On the top of a tall building in a large city, there was a bar. In this bar, a man was drinking heavily. He would ask the bartender for a tequila shot, then walk out to the balcony and jump off. Minutes later he would appear in the elevator and repeat the whole process. This […] More