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  • On your back

    An Irishman, Englishman and a German are caught in Saudi Arabia drinking. Under Saudi law you are sentenced to 30 lashes then deported. Before you begin you are entitled to something on you back, “What would you like?” said the prison guard to the Englishman just before lashing him. The English man, being a bit […] More

  • Accidentally kissed

    A Frenchman, an Englishman and Claudia Schiffer are sitting in a train carriage together. The train goes into a tunnel and there is complete darkness. Suddenly there is a kissing sound then the sound of a really hard slap. When the train comes out the tunnel, the Englishman and Claudia are sitting as if nothing […] More

  • Sharing

    A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some of his baguette, then threw it out the window, saying, “Don’t worry – we have plenty of those where I come from.” The Englishman offered everyone a crumpet, then threw the rest out of the […] More