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  • Roaches

    Customer: Do you have and roaches? Clerk: Yes we sell them to the fisherman. Customer: I would like 20,000 of them. Clerk: What would you want with 20,000 roaches? Customer: I’m moving tomorrow and my lease says I must leave my apartment in the condition in which I found it. More

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    Parking Spot

    A guy was driving down the street in a sweat because he had an important meeting and couldn’t find a parking spot. Looking up to heaven, he said: “Lord, take pity on me. If you find me a parking place I will go to mass every Sunday for the rest of me life and give […] More

  • Nurse’s Revenge

    A motorcycle patrolman was rushed to the hospital with an inflamed appendix. The doctors operated and advised him that all was well. However, the patrolman kept feeling something pulling at the hairs on his chest. Worried that it might be a second surgery the doctors hadn’t told him about, he finally got enough energy to […] More

  • Life After Death

    A couple made a deal that which ever died first, they would come back and inform the other of the after life. Her biggest fear was there was no heaven. After a long life the husband was the first to go and true to his word he made contact. Mary… Mary…. Is that you Fred? […] More

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    Not tonight, Adam

    After a few days, the Lord called to Adam and said, “It is time for you and Eve to begin the process of populating the earth, so I want you to kiss her.” Adam answered, “Yes, Lord, but what is a ‘kiss’?” The Lord gave a brief description to Adam, who then took Eve by […] More

  • Black Eyes

    A man walked into work on Monday with two black eyes. His boss asked what happened. The man said, “I was sitting behind a big woman at church. When we stood up to sing hymns, I noticed that her dress was caught in her crack, so I pulled it out. She turned around and punched […] More

  • The Car Wash

    A church choir was putting on a car wash to raise money for a special trip to Bethlehem. They made a large sign that read: CAR WASH FOR CHOIR TRIP. On the scheduled Saturday, business was very good. But, by two o’clock the sky clouded, the rain poured, and there were hardly any customers.Finally, one […] More

  • Approval of the Family

    When my wife and I decided to get married we’d been going out for a few years. We really loved each other and we wanted everything to be perfect… and pretty much everything was, except that one thing had been bothering me. Her sister was a babe and many times I visited, she would flirt […] More

  • Winning toast

    Patrick hoisted his beer and said: “Here’s to spending the rest of my life between the legs of me wife!” And with that he took home the top prize for the best toast of the night. In bed later that night, he told his wife: “Mary, I won the prize for the best toast of […] More

  • Panic at the hotel…

    It was three o’clock in the morning, and the receptionist at a posh hotel was just dozing off, when a little old lady came running towards her, screaming. “Please come quickly,” she yelled, “I just saw a naked man outside my window!” The receptionist immediately rushed up to the old lady’s room. “Where is he?” […] More

  • A Birthday Wish

    Little Sonia was shouting her prayers. “Please God send me a new doll for my birthday.” Her mother, overhearing this, said, “Don’t shout dear, God isn’t deaf.” “No, but Grandad is, and he’s in the next room,” Sonia replied. More

  • Wife’s love

    Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced: “My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!” “What makes you say that?” the bartender inquired. “Last week,” Bill explained, “I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have […] More

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