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  • A Little Girl Wants To Go

    A little nine-year-old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. “Mommy,” she said, “Can we leave now?” “No” her mother replied. “Well, I think I have to throw up!” “Then go out the front door and around to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush.” In […] More

  • In cider

    A little girl cuts her hand on the playground and runs crying to the teacher. She asks the teacher for a glass of cider. “Why do you want a glass of cider?” the teacher asks. “To take away the pain,” sobs the little girl. “What do you mean?” the teacher asks. “Well,” sobs the little […] More

  • Overheard At The Fair…

    Little girl: I want cotton candy! Mom: You can have some cotton candy after you eat something 
healthy. Little girl: I want cotton candy now! Mom: I said no, you’re going to have something healthy! How about a corn dog? More

  • Gray Hairs

    One day, a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishes at the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had several strands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair. She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, “Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?” Her mother […] More

  • Well..

    A little girl went into her parents bedroom to find her parents in bed. “Well!” she exclaimed. “And you tell me off just for sucking my thumb.” More

  • Monkey Business

    A little girl asked her mother, “How did the human race appear?” The mother answered, “God made Adam and Eve and they had children and then all mankind was made.” Two days later the girl asked her father the same question. The father answered, “Many years ago there were monkeys from which the human race […] More