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  • Approval of the Family

    When my wife and I decided to get married we’d been going out for a few years. We really loved each other and we wanted everything to be perfect… and pretty much everything was, except that one thing had been bothering me. Her sister was a babe and many times I visited, she would flirt […] More

  • Wife’s love

    Bill pulled up a stool at his favorite bar and announced: “My wife Suzie must love me more than any woman has ever loved any man!” “What makes you say that?” the bartender inquired. “Last week,” Bill explained, “I had to take a couple of sick days from work. Suzie was so thrilled to have […] More

  • National Love Making

    A Frenchman, an Italian and an Canadian were discussing love-making. “Last night I made love to my wife three times” boasted the Frenchman. “She was in sheer ectasy this morning…” “Ah, last night I made love to my wife six times,” the Italian responded, “and this morning she made me a wonderful omelette and told […] More

  • Falling on Deaf Ears!

    Two deaf men were in a coffee shop discussing their wives. One signs to the other, “Boy was my wife mad at me last night! She went on and on and wouldn’t stop!” The other Buddy says, “When my wife goes off on me I just don’t listen.” “How do you do that?” says the […] More

  • Daring Husband

    A famous inspirational speaker said: “Best years of my life were spent in the arms of a woman, who wasn’t my wife.” Audience was in shock and silence. He added: “She was my mother.” (A big round of plause & laughter) A very daring husband tried to crack this at home. After dinner, he said […] More

  • Organic Vegetables

    During a Coffee Break, two men were talking, “My wife asked me to buy ORGANIC vegetables from the market garden.” said the first man. “So were you able to find some?” the second man, asked. “Well when I got to the market, I asked the gardener, ‘These vegetables are for my wife. Have they been […] More

  • I Love You Too Much!

    On the New Year eve I was sitting with my wife on the deck, enjoying a glass of wine. I said, “I love you so much, I could not live without you.” My wife said, “Is that you or the wine talking?” I said, “It’s me talking to the wine.” More