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  • Accidental bonding

    A woman and man get into a car accident. Both of their cars are totally demolished, but amazingly neither one of them is hurt. After they crawl out of the wreckage, the woman says, “Wow, look at our cars — there’s nothing left! This must be a sign from Him that we should be friends […] More

  • That kid never learns!

    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, […] More

  • Marriage vs Love

    Love is holding hands in the street, Marriage is holding arguments in the street. Love is dinner for 2 in your favorite restaurant, Marriage is a take-home packet. Love is watching a movie on a sofa, Marriage is one of them sleeping on a sofa. Love is talking about having children, Marriage is talking about […] More