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  • Second Appendix

    A man phoned his doctor very late at night saying his wife appeared to have Appendicitis. “That’s impossible,” the physician replied, peeved at being woken up after midnight. “She had an appendectomy last year. Don’t be stupid. Only a moron like you would wake me up for something this idiotic. Have you ever seen anybody […] More

  • First visit

    A young woman wasn’t feeling well, and asked one of her co-workers to recommend a physician. “I know a great one in the city, but he is very expensive. Two thousand dollars for the first visit, and one hundred dollars for each one after that.” The woman went to the doctor’s office and, trying to save […] More

  • Oldest Profession!

    A physician, an engineer, and an attorney were discussing who among them belonged to the oldest of the three professions represented. The physician said, “Remember, on the sixth day God took a rib from Adam and fashioned Eve, making him the first surgeon. Therefore, medicine is the oldest profession.” The engineer replied, “But, before that, […] More