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  • Waaay too drunk…

    A pub’s closing and a totally plastered customer struggles to get to the door, then to walk home, despite only living a few hundred yards from there. He literally crawls on the pavement all the way back home, drags himself up the stairs and eventually reaches his bed after two hours. He wakes up the […] More

  • Upstairs

    A man walks into a pub and orders a pint of beer and a pasty. “How much will that be?” he asks. “Nothing, Sir, it’s on the house.” A little later, he orders another beer and again is told it’s on the house. After a third pint, he questions the barman. “Why are all the drinks […] More