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  • Best Patients

    Five surgeons are discussing who has the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon says, ‘I like to see accountants on my operating table because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered.’ The second responds, ‘Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour-coded.’ The third surgeon says, ‘No, I […] More

  • Ban plastic bags…

    Sam and John were out cutting wood, and John cut his arm off. Sam wrapped the arm in a plastic bag and took it and John to a surgeon. The surgeon said: “You are in luck! I am an expert at reattaching limbs! Come back in four hours.” So Sam came back in four hours […] More