A guy was in a bar about as drunk as it’s possible to get. A group of guys noticed his condition and decide to be good Samaritans and take him home.
First they stood him up to get to his wallet so they could find out where he lives, but he kept falling down. He fell down eight more times on the way to the car, each time with a real thud.
After they got to his house, he fell down another four times on the way to the door.
His wife comes to the door, and one guy says, “We brought your husband home.”
The wife asks, “Where’s his wheelchair?