A servant enrolled his donkey in a race & won. The local paper read: ‘SERVANT’s A*S WON’. The king was so upset with this kind of publicity that he ordered the servant to get rid of the donkey. He gave the donkey to the queen.
The local paper then read:”QUEEN HAS THE BEST A*S IN TOWN”. The king fainted. Queen sold the donkey to a farmer for $10. Next day, paper reads: QUEEN SELLS HER A*S FOR $10”.
This was too much, King orders the queen to but back the donkey and leave it to the jungle. The next day headlines: QUEEN ANNOUNCES HER A*S IS WILD AND FREE”
The king died the next day.