The Laboratory Rabbit

A rabbit escaped from a research laboratory where he had lived since birth. He joined a group of wild rabbits and lived their lives for a day. He fed on juicy carrots, fat lettuces and sighed with pleasure.
“This is life!” he exclaimed.
“So you are going to live with us?” asked the others.
“I wish I could but I really must get back to the laboratory. I am dying for a cigarette.”

A seat like that

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