The milkman delivers the milk the day before Christmas and rings the bell of number 11, hoping for a festive tip. As the door opens, he sees a beautiful woman standing there wearing a see-through nightie.
She takes him by the hand and guides him upstairs where she makes mad passionate love to him. At the end of the session, they return downstairs where she cooks a delicious fried breakfast and hands him $1.
“I don’t understand” says the puzzled milkman. “What’s going on?”
She replies, “When I asked my husband whether I should give you a $5 tip, he replied, ‘F*ck the milkman and give him $1.’ The breakfast was my idea.”