Teacher: Johnny, if there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot 1 with your gun, how many will be left?
Johnny: None, the rest will fly away.
Teacher: Well, the answer is 4, but i like the way you are thinking.
Johnny: I have a question for you; if 3 women are eating ice cream cones in a shop, 1 is licking her cone, the 2nd is biting her cone and the 3rd is sucking her cone,which one is married?
Teacher (nervously replies): I guess the 1 sucking the cone.
Johnny: No, its the 1 with the wedding ring on her finger, but i like the way you are thinking.