Danny was being tried for Bigamy in a court. After the judge passed his sentence, he asked Danny, “Have you learnt your lesson and realized what a bad thing it is to have more than one wife.”
“Yes, your honor, I have,” he replied.
“What is it that you realized?” the judge asked.
Danny replied, “Having two wives means having two mothers-in-law, and that, in itself, should be grounds enough to support assisted suicide.”