Very cold

On another occasion the car broke down on a very cold winter’s day.
“I’ll soon have it mended,” said the man and he jumped out of the car and tinkered about underneath the bonnet. Five minutes later he got back in the car and put his hands between her legs.
“It’s so cold out there, my hands are freezing up so I’m just trying to warm them,” he explained.
Over an hour went past and every 10 minutes he would jump back in the car to warm up his hands between her legs. On the seventh occasion she turned to him and said,
“It’s a shame your ears don’t suffer from the cold as well.”

In bed waiting

Drunk Biker!