Vote for Me

A woman was playing golf when she took a big swing and fell. The party waiting behind her was a group of politicians.
A Congressman quickly stepped forward and helped her to her feet.
She thanked him and started to leave, when he said, “I’m the local MP and I hope you’ll vote for me in the next General Elections.”
She laughed and quickly said, “I fell on my ass, not my head!”

The Angel and the Statues