What happend here???

A guy comes home in the middle of the day, finds his wife standing in the middle of their deluxe apartment wearing a red G-string, high heels, and the whole apartment is flooded.
“What happened here?” he asks.
“I think the waterbed busted,” says the trembling wife.
Just then a guy floats by.
“Who’s that?” demands the husband.
“I dunno. Must be a lifeguard.”

Emergency Landing

Got home early