WHAT??!!

A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later:
Da-ad…” “What?”
I’m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?”
No. You had your chance. Lights out.”
Five minutes later: “Da-aaaad…”
WHAT?”
I’m THIRSTY…Can I have a drink of water??”
I told you NO! If you ask again I’ll have to spank you!!”
Five minutes later…
Daaaa-aaaad…”
WHAT??!!”
When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?”

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