Work Phone

The phone bill was exceptionally high. Man called a family meeting to discuss.
Dad: This is unacceptable. I don’t use home phone, I use my work phone.
Mum: Me too. I hardly use home phone. I use my companies phone.
Son: I use my office mobile, I never use the home phone.
All of them shocked and together looked at the maid who’s patiently listening to them.
Maid: What? So we all use our work phones. What’s the Big deal???

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