Would you remarry?

One night, Peter was home watching TV when his wife entered the room and asked, “If I died, would you remarry?”
Peter thought for a second then said, “Yeah I guess I would”.
Then his the wife asked, “Well, would you have her as your golfing partner?”
Peter replied, “Yep I probably would do that too”.
“But surely you wouldn’t give her my clubs?” she cried.
Peter looked at her and said, “Nah, she’s left handed.”

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