You don’t know..

In arithmetic class one day, the teacher says to one little fellow, “If you had a quarter, and you asked your father for another dollar and 50 cents, how much money would you have?”
“One quarter,” the little boys says.
“You don’t know your arithmetic,” says the teacher, shaking her head.
The little boy shakes his head, too. “You don’t know my father.”

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