A man walks up to a woman in his office every day, stands very close to her, inhales a big breath of air through his nose and tells her that her hair smells nice.
After a week of this, she can’t stand it anymore and and complains to her Supervisor in HR.
Without identifying the guy, she confides what her co-worker does and wants to file a sexual harassment grievance against him.
Puzzled, the Human Resources Supervisor asks, “What’s sexually threatening about a co-worker telling you that your hair smells nice?
The woman replies, “It’s Carl, the midget.”