July 2014

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  • Playing Smart

    A defendant was on trial for murder. There was very strong evidence indicating guilt, but no corpse had been found. In the defense’s closing statement the lawyer, knowing that his client would probably be convicted, decided to try a trick. “Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, I have a surprise for you all,” the lawyer […] More

  • Archery Contest

    Once upon a time there was an archery contest. The first archer, wearing a long cape covering his face, lines up in position. He takes a deep breath and fires an arrow which finds the center of the target. Then he takes of his cape and screams: I AM……. ROBIN HOOD!!! The crowd cheers! The […] More

  • Technology

    Three men are sitting naked in the sauna. Suddenly there is a beeping sound. The first man presses his forearm and the beeping stops. The others look at him questioningly. “That’s my pager,” he says. “I have a microchip under the skin of my arm.” A few minutes later a phone rings. The second man […] More

  • I Know the Truth

    At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, “I know the whole truth.” So Little Johnny decides to try it out. When he arrives home from school that day, he says to his […] More

  • Breaking Up!

    George went over to his fiancee’s house and sadly told his girlfriend the wedding was off. He was going to marry another woman. His girlfriend was distraught. She asked, “How can you choose another woman over me? Is she a better cook?” “Not on her best days, she can’t match your everyday cooking.” “Does she […] More

  • The parrot

    So there’s this man with a parrot. And his parrot swears like a sailor, I mean he’s a pistol. He can swear for five minutes straight without repeating himself. The trouble is that the guy who owns the parrot is a quiet, conservative type, and this bird’s foul mouth is driving him crazy. One day, […] More

  • A Night Out!

    An Irishman’s been drinking at a pub all night. The bartender finally says that the bar is closing. So the Irishman stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He tries to stand one more time, same result. He figures he’ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober […] More

  • Yelling for Help…

    Three blondes are in an elevator when the elevator suddenly stops and the lights go out. They try using their cell phones to get help, but have no luck. Even the phones are out. After a few hours of being stuck with no help in sight, one blonde says to the others, “I think the […] More

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